If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
Phyllis Diller says
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.
A paciente residente
I.
"Illusions commend themselves to us because they save us pain and allow us to enjoy pleasure instead. We must therefore accept it without complaint when they sometimes collide with a bit of reality against which they are dashed to pieces."
É isso. Freud explica.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Tina Fey says
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
Stephen Colbert says
There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.
Larry David says
I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.
1 a explicar:
Efectivamente, nada como o efeito libertador de um valente "Foda-se!" de vez em quando.
Se hoje é dia...? É todos os dias meu, todos os dias!
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